She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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