I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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