wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
PANTIES FOUND
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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