Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?