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How is your vagina???

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Double booked

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With your butt?

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Totes, candlesticks and all

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Yay!!

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(646): How is your vagina??? (941): Double booked (646): With your butt? (941): Totes, candlesticks and all (646): Yay!! http://tfl.nu/9v3z

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i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...

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(970): i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it... http://tfl.nu/aspw

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remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?

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joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!

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(206): remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine? (206): joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?! http://tfl.nu/ignl

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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life

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(530): just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life http://tfl.nu/64wx

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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him

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(719): So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him http://tfl.nu/i94e

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(919): View more from North Carolina

So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.

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And that worked?

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9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.

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(919): So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night. (1-919): And that worked? (919): 9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards. http://tfl.nu/moso

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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.

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(510): Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight. http://tfl.nu/a7yq

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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.

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(283): she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love. http://tfl.nu/fwj8

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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.

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(619): Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor. http://tfl.nu/2isj

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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water

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(604): every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water http://tfl.nu/5vey

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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine

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(978): He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine http://tfl.nu/bvyx

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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.

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(205): My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life. http://tfl.nu/opyw

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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.

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(585): I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING. http://tfl.nu/4rg4

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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.

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(401): i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher. http://tfl.nu/v6bw

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I have a hunch Mama J got around.

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Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?

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(660): I have a hunch Mama J got around. (660): Am I allowed to say that about my own mom? http://tfl.nu/20rk

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