this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You almost got us killed.
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