yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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