Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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