dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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