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(818): View more from California

i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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(818): i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do http://tfl.nu/n44h

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can

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(403): That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can http://tfl.nu/qmqm

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(203): View more from Connecticut

that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.

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(203): that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game. http://tfl.nu/oyv6

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.

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(860): i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm. http://tfl.nu/uzjb

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(406): View more from Montana

So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?

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(406): So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen? http://tfl.nu/aobn

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(913): View more from Kansas

But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.

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(913): But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress. http://tfl.nu/jhgc

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(305): View more from Florida

He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?

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(305): He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right? http://tfl.nu/9ey8

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.

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(902): I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza. http://tfl.nu/8hbb

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot

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(973): I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot http://tfl.nu/bffj

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(925): View more from California

Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.

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(925): Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy. http://tfl.nu/3c9o

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(206): View more from Washington

We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.

(425): View more from Washington

It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze

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(206): We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though. (425): It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze http://tfl.nu/aqsr

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning

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(412): Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning http://tfl.nu/oois

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.

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(504): I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers. http://tfl.nu/jein

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(336): View more from North Carolina

he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.

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(336): he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded. http://tfl.nu/l70w

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(804): View more from Virginia

We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.

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(804): We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell. http://tfl.nu/sxed

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