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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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  Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...

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• (562): View more from California

  I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?

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  Whatever it is you failed

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.

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  I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.

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