i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.