Little spoons don't ask big questions
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.