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• (360): View more from Washington

  i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man

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  he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..

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  Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me

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• (510): View more from California

  Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.

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