Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
In other news, I just burned my penis
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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