i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.