I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?