I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?