I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is it penis luge time yet?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.