wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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