I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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