Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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