May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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