It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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