Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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