Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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