he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
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