Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Two words: blizzard sex
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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