This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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