your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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