There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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