so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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