I accidentally burped into my bong.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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