just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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