For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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