Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
COCAINE IS GR8
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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