Me too!
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Randomize
