Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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