fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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