I wish life had little blips of pornography
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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