At least make sure they are 18
Why
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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