We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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