Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
