My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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