It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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