is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.