It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...