the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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