We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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