I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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