The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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