a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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