i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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