he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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