I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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