He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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