Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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