I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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